welcome to my bio page ! u can call me jd (all my friends do) and this is my freakin personal website baby !!! i was too stupid as a 10-year-old to figure out even the most basic of HTML on the fucking neopets forum, so this website exists soley to dunk on my dumb-ass child self and upload as many flashing, neon colored gifs as i can download.

im a 20-something faggot on the west coast, currently working at some fucking day job at literally some company, going back to school in the fall on that other coast. my profesional nouns are he and him, but outside of work my ameuter nouns are they/them (dey/dem is fine, but only if you look like tony soprano and are willing to host).
anti internet